Wankster's paradise

Man, shit's slow. It seems like the more interesting stuff comes out in stores, the less interesting the news gets. After scraping the bottom of the barrel, the best the internet could come up with are No More Heroes HD pre-order bonus (phone?) cards from select retailers (scroll down). These things have been getting seedier and seedier lately, I'm pretty sure they'll just feature hardcore lesbian pornography in a couple of years. I actually like the one with the violence, simply because it's something different. That wasn't even in the press release announcing the game's new official release date of April 15th. I had to stumble upon it all by myself while... wait, never mind.